Sunday, September 18, 2005
Something lame and funny happened just now in my house. My mother just bought 3 crabs in the morning, preparing to whip up something nice for dinner. She put the crabs in a shallow pail, in the kitchen. The crabs were tied with raffia strings, so they couldn’t pretty much move around. My sister and I used a chopstick and poked their extendable eyes, sometimes they bubble, so funny la! (haha, so cruel right?) Then I went back to mug more. Suddenly, my sister screamed, she said, there’s only 2 crabs in the pail. My mom and papa came along and gasped too! They were all frantically searching for the missing crab. My kitchen is connected to the storeroom so the area of search is pretty big. And who knows where the crab was, it might just pop out and use its pincers and crab hammer you (pokemon haha). So up and down, left and right, my mother finally found it under the book shelf, in a dark corner of the storeroom. Wao, tremendous display of horizontal walking action and the fact that it’s tied up!!! Guess the uncle did not tie it up properly or that the crab is too hyper!
Never mind, as I’m writing this, my mother is preparing the slaughtering of the CRABS. (polishing of knife sounds) Lol.
Saw this statement in someone’s blog.
“Put a modulus sign to everything, and you will see things more positively!”
So mathematical and philosophical!
2 more hours and the showdown between Man U and Liverpool will be battled out! I really want to go somewhere and watch the live telecast, but my parents do not allow la!!
Really hope to have parents who loved football, then my house will have cableTV and can watch football matches… but, after As, I will be going to places where booze and soccer are available! Yep, haha…
We must win the match, and I believe we can do it!!!!
Jim popped a can of Jolly Shandy @ 4:58 PM
1 Comments:
At 7:15 PM,
Scott said…
argh. my mum likes to watch soccer, BUT WE DON'T HAVE CABLE TV!!!
WHY!??!!?!
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